[moaning] Oh, pizza. I love you so much! Ti amo cosí tanto. You know why I love you? Because you’re bad for me. So bad… And it’s not the saturated fats, it’s not the calories… You know what is bad? So very, very bad about you? You’re tied to the mafia, but I love you anyway! I love your gang-land ties! You don’t do the killing yourself, your hands are clean. Make me your mob-woman, pizza! [orgasmic moaning] Oh, the remorse. Il rimorso.

Felicia Day’s hilariously sexy pizza commercial from the second season of Husbands (watch the series here)

Yum…. Pizza, anyone?